Can I coin a phrase?

I have made it another day which, in my current state of mind, is a huge feat. It's not been a week and I'd like to crawl up on the couch and take a nap. As far as things go, I went (accompanied) 3.69 miles today with some good hills in the mix. I don't know if I could have done it alone but since I had company it seemed easy. At least, after the fact it did. I thought I would have a good day today but I had company who brought me lunch so that went out the window. I don't think I even tried to drink enough water today. I let Thing 2 drink from my mug probably so that it wasn't staring me down crying, "drink me, drink me." I can hear it even now. It's haunting. I think for my next tip of the day I would have to say SLEEP. Sleep, because when you don't have it, you notice it and I noticed it today. The yawns, the droopy eyelids...I almost didn't make it. Oh, wait, I didn't. I fell asleep at a most inopportune time in the early evening. It was dinner time of course so Thing 1 and Thing 2 were lucky enough to have fries for dinner. I know that's pathetic and not at all in keeping up with my "healthstyle" (hey, can I coin that phrase? It was mine first! I call dibs!)but at least they weren't deep fried. They were baked. Hah! Don't be fooled. They were Ore Ida fries made to be like fast food fries so still not healthy or even healthier by any stretch of the imagination. Ah well, c'est la vie as long as I keep going but I've already got it in my mind not to go tomorrow. Can I just say loser?